I'm sorry ignore my title.
I have no idea why I reblog stuff. Just have fun looking at it, I guess
In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again
hey who wants to start a gang
ill ask my mom
my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay
my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper
my mom volunteers to carpool
Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home
my mom will make us some snacks
Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.
Do NOT out anyone.
you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
Thank YOU HOLY SHIT
Guys my cousin Brooklyn is missing. He was last seen from the LL Bean store at Old Orchard mall in Skokie Ill. At 1:45 pm. If you’re in the area and know anything or see him please please call the police right away. Message me with any information you know. Please signal boost this so bloggers in the area can keep an eye out for him. Thank you
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day
If you make your child feel like shit almost everyday of their life you shouldn’t have the privilege of being a parent.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
I want to try all these now….
online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days
It’s okay not to understand how someone feels, but treating their emotions as insignificant is a douchey thing to do.
just a show of hands who is willing to make a sacrifice in my honor
how can some of yall reblog porn at like 7 am i havent even had my cheerios at 7 am reblogging a titty is the least of my worries
it’s called different timezone
Um no I don’t care what time it is I don’t want to see a titty before I see a cheerio